Harry Potter Shocker

Posted in General by Cujo
July 18th, 2005 - 11:18 PM

It’s the plot twist no one saw coming. It’s been held in secrecy from everyone until the latest book hit store shelves then many eager readers read a shocker that they probably never thought they’d ever read.

During a lengthy battle with Voldemort, one in which Harry loses his right hand the shock heard around the world occurred in five words spoken by Voldemort:

“Harry, I am your father!”

Harry in disbelief yells “Noooo” then jumps off a cliff only to be saved by Ron and Hermione flying by in Ron’s Ford Anglia.

I can’t wait to see what happens in the 7th book ;).

And remember, you heard it here first!

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4 Responses to “Harry Potter Shocker”

  1. Anthony Says:

    wow, so did voldemort kill himself before the first book? wow i can’t wait for the prequels, they will shed some light on how this whole thing started.

  2. Jes Says:

    i hope i have the chance to throw out more of your food for this

  3. Darcy Yanni Says:

    Who would win in a fight
    Dumbledor or Yoda?

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