You Be The Judge: Crazy Italian or Crazy Girlfriend

Posted in General by Cujo
August 28th, 2006 - 10:28 PM

The other day Jes and I were having pasta for dinner.Ã? Jes was cooking the spaghetti and asked how she could tell if it was done or not and said that I should be the expert considering I’m Italian.

I told her that the only true way of seeing if the pasta is cooked is to throw a noodle at the smallest dog in the household and if it sticks to his face the pasta is done.

Jes grabbed a noodle and threw it at Fozzie as he was sitting in the kitchen.� It stuck to face.

I was looking at her in pure shock as she just threw a noodle at poor little Fozzie and her defense was that I’m Italian and that is what I told her to do.

So now you tell me, who is the crazy one: me or her?

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9 Responses to “You Be The Judge: Crazy Italian or Crazy Girlfriend”

  1. Les Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 10:50 am

    I don’t cook either. It is not our fault when you guys who do (especially you German/Scottish/French-Canadian Kilt-Wearing Chef-Type Dudes) tell us to do obviously weird things with food. We have no way of knowing. Shame on you, Cujo!

  2. Darcy Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 11:29 am

    I think it would be crazier if one of you ate the noodle that was on the dog’s face to see if it was done.

    Pasta is supposed to be some what El dente

    But Jes is crazier for taking your advice

  3. Jes Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    Oh it was a joke. And Fozzie enjoyed his free noodle. I was impressed my aim was so good.

    And the food was fine.

  4. Cujo Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    Wait wait wait… I never said anything about me cooking!

    And Jes corrected me last night, it was more on Fozzie’s forehead and she’s happy with her good aim too.

  5. Jeannette Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    Curt you know i think you’re nuts…problem solved! :)

  6. Kelli Says:
    August 30th, 2006 at 3:11 am

    WTF kinda Italian name is O’Neil? I always figured you were Irish or thereabouts. All the Italians I know have names like Catone, Gaido, Tyrone.

  7. Cujo Says:
    August 30th, 2006 at 8:03 am

    Funny thing Kelli, my dad didn’t marry his sister so my mom brings the Italian heritage to the family ;). I think you’ve been living down south for too long.

  8. Darcy Says:
    August 30th, 2006 at 9:43 am

    As another half Irish half Italian I can relate to the cultural intolererance you recieve.

    We have to stick up for each other

    The new world order will be lead by half Irish half Italians

  9. Darcy Says:
    August 30th, 2006 at 9:44 am

    Yes I know I spelled intolerance wrong.